Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.
please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*
THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
CARRY THE WATER
REMOVE THE WATER
Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!
I LOVE YOU MAKEITEARLGRAY
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”
appropriate things to say when a teacher asks if you have your homework:
- mind your own business
- who are you
- don’t worry about it
- where am i
- hhhh hh
- no thank you
- dont force your religion on me
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
yes hi I’d like four please
This is how people die
what a wonderful way to die
I guess I’ll be sleeping with my head in the toilet tonight